Cheap, toxic trash, just like you Miley
Miley Cirus recently released her exclusive jewelry to Wal-Mart, which has been receiving some very negative results. According to the NY Daily News, several tests were done on the bracelets and necklaces which revealed high levels of metal cadmium. Good job Hannah, in addition to exploiting children in sweatshops you have poisoned your pre-teen fans who worship your white trash country-ness. KUDOS TO YOU!
It’s all down hill from here.
Hills star Audrina Patridge and singer Ryan Cabrera have broken up after Cabrera was seen flirting and whispering with another brunette.
A happy twilight ending
Twilight starts Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen) and Kellan Lutz (Emmet Cullen) have signed contracts to appear in the last twilight movie “Breaking Dawn” despite earlier complications regarding contract details.
Looks like the party’s over Lohan
Lindsay Lohan will have to bear the legal consequences after returning to the United States from vacationing in France. The judge overseeing her alcohol probation has made it clear that he will be revoking her probation, thereby sending the alcoholic princess to jail.
Winehouse, get it together already!
Amy Winehouse is back in rehab (surprise, surprise) after a drinking binge. She has re-settled herself back at the London Clinic in Mayfair.
Former “Girls Next Door” playmate Kendra has been trying to cover up the release of her sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. Obviously she was unsuccessful.
Move over Montag
Real Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes reportedly got a nose job. Looks like this is just the beginning NeNe.
You were my hero Booth…
Actor David Boreanaz (FBI agent Seely Booth from TV show Bones) has cheated on his wife, Jamie Bergman with a third woman, porn star Gina Rodriguez (aka Demi Delia). Bones is one of my favorite shows, and I love agent Booth, so this is very sad and disappointing news for me to hear.
Jonas brother snags girlfriend. Wait…what?!
Joe Jonas is dating Demi Lovato. I have no idea who that is, but good for them I guess. P.S. Joe Taylor Swift is too good for you.
Nobody wants sloppy seconds
Apparently Anna Nicole Smith’s used underwear is now for sale. Get them while they’re hot! Only $19.99! A supposed close friend of Anna’s is hoping to make a few bucks buy selling Anna’s used lingerie items on the internet. Well if that ain’t classy I dunno what is.
Desperate to be a Desperate Housewife yet again
Vanessa Williams, former actress on the recently canceled show Ugly Betty, just signed on to be in next season of Desperate Housewives.
We’re off to see the wizard!
Actress and director Drew Barrymore is going to direct the sequel of The Wizard of Oz.
Lady GaGa won five World Music Award trophies in Monaco. She won World’s Best Single, Best Album, Best Pop/Rock artist, Best New Artist, and Best Selling Artist from America.
No more whispering to ghosts Hewitt
The CBS show Ghost Whisperer starring Jennifer Love Hewitt has just been canceled.