The Whole World is a…Um…Toilet?

April 1, 2009 0

Public urination is not often a topic of discussion for most people. In fact, any attempted debate on the subject seems to be an open-and-closed matter, concluded with a resounding […]

New Mascot to replace retiring pup

April 1, 2009 0

This quarter, expect some jocked-up new changes around the BCC campus. School officials have decided that due to a dire and imminent need to revive sports team moral on campus, […]

Polo and Water Polo to merge

April 1, 2009 0

In a startling development, Bellevue Community College’s Athletic Department Head Bubba Stone attempted to organize a press conference recently for a “major announcement.” The two reporters in attendance were surprised […]

Wrestling could be the new math

April 1, 2009 0

Starting summer quarter of 2009, Bellevue Community College will be expanding its campus, and expanding its selection of athletic courses. From professional wrestling to bowling, there’s sure to be something […]

Debate heats over condom sculpture

April 1, 2009 0

In appreciation for the college’s enthusiastic support for their Valentine’s Day newspaper condom campaign, Planned Parenthood will be donating a life-size marble replica of male genitalia, decaled with a limestone […]

Student Art Showcase

April 1, 2009 0

The student artist has been staring at the daisies for three hours. Passersby stop to look at his blank canvas positioned in the halls of the C building, underneath 20 […]

History Department teaches porn

April 1, 2009 0

Come next quarter, there will be a new addition to the Social Sciences department that’s already got everybody talking. The class is called “History of Pornography” and it has sparked […]

Prof finds ancient campsite

April 1, 2009 0

It’s a cold, wet March morning, but Magnus ver Magnusson is sweating as he removes the last debris from around the artifact and lifts it carefully from the surrounding earth. […] […]

Nude students on hold for club garden

April 1, 2009 0

Does an institution have the right to define the freedom of self expression of its constituents? A small group of students at the college are asking their government that very […]

Campus bans ‘smoking huts’

April 1, 2009 0

We walk by them all the time on campus, the little huts with the green roofs and translucent windows that provide shelter for all the smokers here at the College. […]

Pro skater hosts BCC tournament

April 1, 2009 0

Go big or go home. Catch air or bail out. Try an ollie or grind the half-pipe. These known skateboarding terms are riding their way to the College campus. Over […]

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