By Brook Stallings.
Pianos. Not many people here at BCC know this about me, but I am a classically-trained singer, and a damn good one, too. No, really, I’m serious. I’ve won awards, sang solos, and performed in operas. Well, I was damn good. I’m out of practice now. I’m still a talented amateur, though. If you don’t believe me, get me high on lattes in a karaoke bar sometime. I’ll give you a rendition of