The end of the world as we know it – Party Guide
Cheese platters. Sparkling cider. Congratulations cards without money in them. If that sounds like the typical graduation party for you, it is time to upgrade. What you need: The killer […]
Articles by Mia Harrison
How to survive a real world hoax
Apocalypse checklist: A case of water bottles. A box of MREs (military Ready-To-Eat meals). An iPod with “It’s the End of the World” on replay. We are a society that […]
Survival tip: Memories never die
We are born and one day we die. Sounds simple enough until one day someone says, “WAIT NO YOU DON’T!” I first noticed this whenever people would talk about Elvis. […]
Survival tip: Facebook Flicks
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU FEEL THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, HAS APPLIED TO YOU, OR MAY BE YOU IN THE FUTURE, THEN I WROTE THIS ABOUT YOU. Facebook. The place where we […]
Flashback: Missing the 90’s
Boys: Get your baggy jeans, wear your baseball caps backwards, put on tie dyed shirts, and turn your Walkmans on. Girls: Put on your jelly sandals, open your ring pops, […]
20 and under: The G-Rated life
Neon lights guide your way down the strip. An aroma of cheap perfume and blueberry mint mojitos fill the air. You see bars, chapels, and clubs, but it’s not necessarily […]
Survival tip: Beating the competition
Mr. Wall to Wall Chris Brown is BACK. He is all over the charts, has a new image (blond and bold), and is telling people to “look at [him] now”. […]
Survival Tip: Spinning out of control Spinoffs
Our favorite lasagna-loving cat, Snooki, and the tanner version of the mystery team (DJ Pauley D, and JWoww) are at it again. This time they are GTLing on their own. […]
Survival Tips: Getting back into the groove
Bird’s sweet songs disturbing your typical dream. The one where you end up winning the lottery, quit school, and tell the world to call you when you get back from […]
Spring quarter on a budget
April brings H2O showers that are great for growing flowers, but as the quarter progresses we start stressing because cash flow disappears before the water even clears. Although we all […]
Survival Tips: Staying in Seattle
It’s spring break, you don’t have a lot of money, and you don’t know what to do. STAYCATION. All your friends are out of town, and you have no one […]
Dancing on me: the dance crazes of 2011
Say hello to the Cat Daddy. It’s your parent’s Electric Slide meets the Monster Mash. It has 12,101,945 hits on YouTube and climbing. To top it off, it’s made by […]
Survival Tips: Crossin Barriers
The end is almost HERE. No more stumbling into morning classes 15 minutes late. No more BALANCING school, work, and play. Spring break is all fun and games, and I […]
Hair psychic: Know your hair strands
Your luscious locks, that mop that won’t stop, the mane that needs brushing from the bottom to the top. I’m talking hair, man. From hair icons Justin Bieber to Willow […]
Hermes Festival Des Metiers: Un fete for fashion
Over the roadways and through the connector one goes to undergo a fashion experience unmatched by anything before. For one week only The Braven is hosting the “Festival Des Metiers” […]
Survival Tip: Goodbye BC
As the end of my second year is nearing, I have undergone a voyage of self discovery. What do I want to do with my life? Where will I go […]
Spotlight the Black Student Union
Community, culture, and history. Three words that describe one of student services’ precious gems, the Black Student Union (BSU). With the club’s tagline, “known your history, know your greatness” it […]
Survival tip: Falling on your head from wearing heels
HEELS HEELS HELLS If you can’t walk you’ll trip in heels. Have too many you can’t pay bills. Wear them to too high to school you look like a cheap […]
Food Porn: XXX for your eyes only
You are in the office alone. You even double check for the fear of getting caught. You go to your computer, and finally open the website you have been waiting […]
Survival Tip: Rebel YELL
I’m tired of seeing the same bland Bellevue kids walking around with their Starbucks and Jansport backpacks. WHERE IS THE EDGE? This goes out to all the reckless rebels, tattoo […]