Brutal College: Campus Survival

We are born and one day we die. Sounds simple enough until one day someone says, “WAIT NO YOU DON’T!” I first noticed this whenever people would talk about Elvis. […]

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU FEEL THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, HAS APPLIED TO YOU, OR  MAY BE YOU IN THE FUTURE, THEN I WROTE THIS ABOUT YOU. Facebook. The place where we […]

Mr. Wall to Wall Chris Brown is BACK. He is all over the charts, has a new image (blond and bold), and is telling people to “look at [him] now”. […]

Our favorite lasagna-loving cat, Snooki, and the tanner version of the mystery team (DJ Pauley D, and JWoww) are at it again. This time they are GTLing on their own. […]

Bird’s sweet songs disturbing your typical dream. The one where you end up winning the lottery, quit school, and tell the world to call you when you get back from […]

It’s spring break, you don’t have a lot of money, and you don’t know what to do. STAYCATION. All your friends are out of town, and you have no one […]

The end is almost HERE. No more stumbling into morning classes 15 minutes late. No more BALANCING school, work, and play. Spring break is all fun and games, and I […]

As the end of my second year is nearing, I have undergone a voyage of self discovery. What do I want to do with my life? Where will I go […]

HEELS HEELS HELLS If you can’t walk you’ll trip in heels. Have too many you can’t pay bills. Wear them to too high to school you look like a cheap […]

I’m tired of seeing the same bland Bellevue kids walking around with their Starbucks and Jansport backpacks. WHERE IS THE EDGE? This goes out to all the reckless rebels, tattoo […]

We’ve become accustomed to the hot chick dating the nerd. Typical BEAUTY AND THE GEEK scenario. Tons of movies bank on this theme. C’mon a movie with titles like, “She’s […]

SHHHHH!!!! Dear Student X, the library is a place of silence. A place of tranquility. So to you I ask, WHY ARE YOU DEFYING THE LIRBARY GODS ? Perhaps the […]

2011 is the year of the BUTT. Of course, everyone wants washboard abs, and toned arms and legs. But now it’s time to leave those behind and focus on your […]

In a world where ABSTINENCE is shoved down our throats, it isn’t surprising that having babies is all the rage. Making babies is so passé. No one cares about the […]

GREETINGS! You made it through the snowflakes and black ice to come all the way back to paradise. I’m glad to see that many have returned to our humble abode, […]

Forget the mistletoe. It’s time for the disco ball drop. As the ball drops, the streamers fly, and the sequins shimmer many will embark on a conquest to find new […]